Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
He did a backflip because drugs
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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