you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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