Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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