Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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