So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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