She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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