I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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