I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
organizing the empties. That sober.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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