I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
he told me I talked like a deaf person
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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