idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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