For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Randomize