is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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