i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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