it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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