Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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