Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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