Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
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