question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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