So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Randomize
