Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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