I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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