Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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