She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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