He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
as a side note pls kill me
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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