I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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