How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
what day is it and did you see me today?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
my shit smells like andre
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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