she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
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