my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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