Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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