He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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