Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Me too!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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