remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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