so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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