i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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