we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I cut my penus on the lid.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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