New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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