Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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