New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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