Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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