what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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