i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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