ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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