i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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