Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
