If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They have beer where we have blood.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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