If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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