I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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