...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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