5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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