Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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