But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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