Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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