please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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