I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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