I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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