so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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